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In their flyer they advertise a hardtail for $30 a day, a road bike for $30 a day, or a full-suspension bike for $45 a day. When I arrived, the hardtails were Specialized Hard Rocks, the FS bike (they only had one) was a Specialized Rockhopper FSR (or something like that), size small. Then they had some halfways decent bikes in a separate rack, but those ones were $60 to rent because they were demos. Hmm… no mention of that in the flyer, but oh well.
I took the bait and switch and rented a Stumpjumper Comp 29er. My other options were an Enduro and some freakish DH looking thing that looked like it had blood on it, so I went with what I figured is at least reputed to be the latest greatest thing. I hadn’t ridden a 29er with full suspension before, so it was kind of like product testing, at least that’s how I justified it. The handlebars were about 2" too high, 1" too close, and about 8 degrees too straight; the geometry was aggressive like a Schwinn Stingray; and the saddle felt like it could have doubled as a hatchet if I needed to clear some brush. But it was a 29er with 4" of suspension front and rear, so it would essentially ride itself, at least that's what the message boards say. After some setup fiddling, and some stashing of water bottles on my person, I was ready to rumble.
The trailhead was only about 8 miles from the shop so I just rode there, dodging tourists and feral chickens. The road was flat along the ocean for a while, but then it went up, up, up the mountain, past more chickens, through some third-worldish neighborhoods, and finally up to the trailhead. Factoring in my wrong turn, I had already climbed some 800 feet to get there on a 29er FS bike that was decidedly more dromedary than thoroughbred (it earned the nickname "Dromedarius" on a stretch of pavement that pitched up to 15%). Oh, and it’s 80 degrees with 90% humidity in mid-January, and I’ve been sitting around like a bump on a pickle since cyclocross season! Ahh... mortality, meet humiliation.
A memorable stretch
Dromedarius at the top
From the Kuilau trailhead, it was another 500 feet of climbing to the top of the ridge. It was easy to be distracted with postcard-gorgeous views of Mt. Waialeale mixed with occasional views of the coast below. The trail surface varied between thin, soupy mud; thick, sludgy mud; hardpack coated with “Hawaiian Brown Ice,” and sections of crushed pumice that were as good as riding on the road. Mix in some sinister-looking roots and blowdowns, season with some winter out-of-shapeness, boil at 80 degrees for a long time, and voila!
Gack
The descent was down the Moalepe trail, a rutted horse trail that was very similar in composition to the ascent. A few more punchy climbs occurred at manageable intervals, although one of them was close to 200 feet tall—I don’t know, can you call a 200 foot slog “punchy,” or is that doing a disservice to the English language? I did some backtracking and exploring when I saw what looked like some trails that snaked off into the wilderness. They did just that, either fizzling out completely or leading up to the edge of a precipitous drop. Eight miles in the woods was just about right, given the conditions. I ended up with 26 miles and 1700 feet of ascending on the day.
Dromedarius and Mister Man, still beswarthed with mud after ten miles of road
I stepped into the shop briefly to let them know I survived, and they were pleased. I had the bike for another two days (during which it mostly just rained, so I didn’t get to use it), so I asked one of the mechanics about some chain lube. The mechanic handed me a bottle of Tri-Flow, and sensing my hesitation, asked if I would rather use something a little bit heavier. He held up a bottle of Phil Wood Tenacious Oil and I about passed out. GOOD HEAVENS, MAN, LOOK AT THIS BICYCLE! DO YOU THINK I NEED STICKY CHAIN LUBE??? IF I LUBED THE CHAIN WITH THAT THERE STUFF, EVERYTHING IN THE FOREST WOULD COME BACK TO MY HOUSE IN MINNESOTA!
The bike (not to mention its rider) was already completely plastered over with red clay, festooned here and there with shreds of palm leaves that blow down in heavy rains, and I think there was a feral goat caught in the cassette. I didn’t need to bring anything else out of the woods!
I took the Tri-Flow. When in paradise, do as the locals do.
Today we will talk about how to clean, service, and re-lubricate (with winter in mind) a Shimano Nexus 8 speed internally geared hub.
First, we need to remove the external components. Turn the shift mechanism locking to the left and the shift assembly slides right off.
Remove the cog snap-ring. This thing can be a huge pain. Unhook it from its groove and get a screwdriver under it. From there, all you have to do it walk it around till it comes off. I like to wear safety glasses of some sort when doing this. Snap-rings can be unpredictable at times.
This bike is equipped with a roller brake. It's almost like a drum brake that's actuated with a hexagonal nut looking thing that 6 rollers rotate around pushing pressure plates against the inside diameter of the braking surface.
The dirty, greasy parts get a nice hot bath in the parts washer. I usually let the cartridge sit for an hour or so to allow the old grease to break down.
Apply grease to the bearings and clutch rollers. I also inject 3cc or 4cc of the special Shimano oil (ice cream topping) between the gears before putting everything back together.
Grease the back of the cog and reinstall (We have had issues with these making noise, and grease seems to solve the problem).
It's good practice to lubricate the roller brake regularly. Squirt some special roller brake grease in the grease port.
Loosely install the roller brake. Tighten the drive side axle nut, align the reaction arm, then tighten the roller brake nut to fix it to the hub.
Seat the axle in the dropouts and fasten both axle nuts. Align belt if applicable. Check all the gears to make sure there are still 8 of them. If there aren't as many as when you started, something went wrong. Shift into 4th gear and use cable tension to align the two yellow marks in the window.We're a third of the way through January, which can only mean one thing: The Winter Overhaul Special is slowly coming to an end! If you haven’t yet, you can book your appointment online at http://freewheelbike.com/articles/schedule-an-appointment-pg490.htm , or call one of our two locations:
West Bank: 612.339.2235
Midtown Bike Center: 612.238.4447
Also, don’t forget we offer FREE PICKUP AND DELIVERY with every winter overhaul special within 15 miles – Just make sure to book your online appointment through Freewheel Mobile when given location choices. You can bring your bike in or make an appointment for in-store drop-off/Mobile pick-up through January 31st!